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Saturday, September 29, 2007

Long living Irish

Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard.
"Come have a look over here," says Paddy, "it's Michael O'Grady's grave, God bless his soul. He lived to the ripe old age of 87."
"That's nothing", says Sean, "here's one named Patrick O'Tool, it says here that he was 95 when he died."
Just then, Shamus yells out, "Good God, here's a fella that got to be 145 years old!"
"What was his name?" asks Paddy.
Shamus stumbles around a bit, awkwardly lights a match to see what else is written on the stone marker, and exclaims, "Miles, from Dublin."

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A man takes his wife to the live stock show. They start heading down the alley that houses all the bulls. The sign on the first bull's stall states: "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, isn't that nice!"
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Brain-Eating Amoeba kills again!

A 14-year-old Lake Havasu boy has become the sixth victim to die nationwide this year of a microscopic organism that attacks the body through the nasal cavity, quickly eating its way to the brain.

Aaron Evans died Sept. 17 of Naegleria fowleri, an organism doctors said he probably picked up a week before while swimming in the balmy shallows of Lake Havasu.

According to the Centers For Disease Control, Naegleria infected 23 people from 1995 to 2004. This year health officials said they've noticed a spike in cases, with six Naegleria-related cases so far -- all of them fatal.

Such attacks are extremely rare, though some health officials have put their communities on high alert, telling people to stay away from warm, standing water.

"This is definitely something we need to track," said Michael Beach, a specialist in recreational water-born illnesses for the CDC.

"This is a heat-loving amoeba. As water temperatures go up, it does better," Beach said. "In future decades, as temperatures rise, we'd expect to see more cases."

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Though infections tend to be found in southern states, Naegleria has been found almost everywhere in lakes, hot springs, even some swimming pools. Still, the CDC knows of only several hundred cases worldwide since its discovery in Australia in the 1960s.

The amoeba typically live in lake bottoms, grazing off algae and bacteria in the sediment. Beach said people become infected when they wade through shallow water and stir up the bottom. If someone allows water to shoot up the nose -- say, by doing a cannonball off a cliff -- the amoeba can latch onto the person's olfactory nerve.

The amoeba destroys tissue as it makes its way up to the brain.

People who are infected tend to complain of a stiff neck, headaches and fevers, Beach said. In the later stages, they'll show signs of brain damage such as hallucinations and behavioral changes.

Once infected, most people have little chance of survival. Some drugs have been effective stopping the amoeba in lab experiments, but people who have been attacked rarely survive, Beach said.

"Usually, from initial exposure it's fatal within two weeks," Beach said.

Researchers still have much to learn about Naegleria, Beach said. For example, it seems that children are more likely to get infected, and boys are infected more often than girls. Experts don't know why.

"Boys tend to have more boisterous activities (in water), but we're not clear," he said.

In addition to the Arizona case, health officials reported two cases in Texas and three more in central Florida this year. In response, central Florida authorities started an amoeba telephone hot line advising people to avoid warm, standing water, or any areas with obvious algae blooms.

Texas health officials also have issued news releases about the dangers of amoeba attacks and to be cautious around water. People "seem to think that everything can be made safe, including any river, any creek, but that's just not the case," said Doug McBride, a spokesman for the Texas Department of State Health Services.

Lake Havasu City officials also are discussing how to deal with rare amoeba attacks in the wake of Aaron Evans' death. "Some folks think we should be putting up signs. Some people think we should close the lake," city spokesman Charlie Cassens said. City leaders haven't yet decided what to do.

Beach warned that people shouldn't panic about the dangers of brain-eating amoeba. Infections are extremely rare when compared with the number of times a year people come into contact with water. And there have been occasional years during the past two decades that experts noticed a similar spike in infections.

The easiest way to prevent infection, Beach said, is to simply plug your nose when swimming or diving in fresh water.

"You'd have to have water going way up in your nose to begin with" to be infected, he said.

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Friday, September 28, 2007

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Monday, September 24, 2007

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A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed , lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.
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Not all banks store money...

Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to See hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank.

The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat." The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened.

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Saturday, September 22, 2007

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* Director: Imtiaz Ali
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* Cinematographer: S Natarajan Subramaniam
* Costume Designers: Manish Malhotra & Shabina Khan
* Music Director: Pritam
* Choreography: Ahmed Khan

Synapsis :Industrialist Aditya (Shahid Kapur) feels defeated as the girl he loves is getting married. He drifts out of the gathering, and finds himself on a train, speeding away into the night. A young girl Geeta (Kareena Kapoor), who is leaving Mumbai to elope with her boyfriend, meets Aditya. She irritates him to the point of leaving the train. They are stranded on a desolate station, without luggage or money. They reach Ambala, her house, through highs and lows, only to be mistaken as lovers by the family. Geet then plans to run away to Manali to meet the man of her dreams.

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Friday, September 21, 2007

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Wednesday, September 19, 2007

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Tuesday, September 18, 2007

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Download Dish Of The Day mp3 songs Fool's Garden

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1. Ordinary Man
2. Meanwhile
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Free download mp3 songs 98 degree And Rising by 98 DegreesTrack list..

01. Intro
02. Heat It Up
03. If She Only Knew
04. I Do (Cherish You)
05. Fly With Me
06. Still
07. Because Of You
08. Give It Up (Interlude)
09. Do You Wanna Dance
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Sunday, September 16, 2007

Innocent one!

An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold." The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up." So the daughter did and her hands warmed up. The next day the daughter was riding with her boyfriend and the boyfriend said "My hands are freezing cold." The girl said "Put them between my legs, the warmth of my body will warm them up". So he did and warmed his hands. The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said "My nose is cold." The girl replied "Put it between my legs, the warmth of my body will warm it up." So he did and his nose began to get warm. He lifted his head up from between the girls legs and said "Do you know what? I think my penis is frozen solid" The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?" Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?" The daughter replies, "Well they make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don't they?"

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Confidence!

A hypothetical situation where 20 CEOs board an airplane and are told that the flight that they are about to take is the first-ever to feature pilotless technology: It is an uncrewed aircraft. Each one of the CEOs is then told, privately, that their company's software is running the aircraft's automatic pilot system. Nineteen of the CEOs promptly leave the aircraft, each offering a different type of excuse. One CEO alone remains on board the jet, seeming very calm indeed. Asked why he is so confident in this first uncrewed flight, he replies : "If it is the same software that runs my company's IT systems, this plane won't even take off." !!!! That is called Confidence!!!

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Download mp3 songs of Family by LeAnn Rimes free

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Album: Family
Label: Curb Records
Release Date: 9-Oct-2007
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1. Family
2. Nothin' Better To Do
3. Fight
4. Good Friend And A Glass OF Wine
5. Something I Can Feel
6. I Want You With Me
7. Doesn't Everybody
8. Nothing Wrong (feat. Marc Broussard)
9. Pretty Things
10. Upper hand
11. One Day Too Long
12. What I Can Not Change
13. Til We Ain't Strangers Anymore (feat. Bon Jovi)
14. When You Love Someone Like That (feat. Reba McEntire)


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Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Gandhi ji was born..
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhiji was four years old..

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Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun, Everyone must attend it..
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Teacher: Why...?
Santa: My mother will not allow me to go so far....!!

Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg.. Then, what is my age?
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Teacher: How do you know?
STUDENT: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad..


Teacher: Where does God live..?
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Teacher: Why do you say that..?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the bathroom door and says, 'God, are you still in there..?'

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- People who can hold their tongues rarely have any trouble holding their friends.

- A man isn't really poor if he can still laugh.

- The man who thinks he knows it all has merely stopped thinking.

- If the world laughs at you, laugh right back- it's as funny as you are.

- Ability without ambition is like a car without a motor.

- Ability will enable a man to get to the top, but it takes character to keep him there.

- You can't make a place for yourself under the sun if you keep sitting in the shade of the family tree.

- Adversity is the only diet that will reduce a fat head.

- We learn somethings from prosperity, but we many more from adversity.

- Education is an ornament in prosperity and a refuge in adversity.

- Age is what makes furniture worth more and people worth less.

- Which do you suppose ages faster - whiskey or the man who drinks it ?

- Sixty-five is the age when one acquires sufficient experience to loose his job.

- Some girls get married for financial security; others get divorced for the same reason.

- The more arguments you win, the fewer friends you'll have.

- It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in an argument.

- Discussion is an exchange of knowledge; argument is an exchange of ignorance.

- People who know the least always argue the most.

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Saturday, September 15, 2007

Download mp3 of In The Shadows by Evanescence

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01 - Away From Me
02 - Bleed
03 - Anything For You
04 - Forever You
05 - Before the Dawn
06 - Surrender
07 - It Was All a Lie
08 - Breath No More
09 - Exodus
10 - October
11 - Goodnite
12 - My Immortal Acoustic (Bonus Track)

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I have a few invites to yahoo's new social network site Yahoo mash. If you'd like to have one post your e-mail address as comment.

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Download Mp3 of Glorious The Singles by Natalie Imbruglia

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2. Counting Down The Days 4:09
3. Torn 4:06
4. Wrong Impression 4:15
5. Smoke 4:32
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7. Wishing I Was There 3:52
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9. Big Mistake 4:34
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Friday, September 14, 2007

Bear vs Rabbit

A bear and a rabbit are walking through the woods when they come across a golden frog. They think this is an amazing discovery and they are even more amazed when it talks to them. The golden frog admits that he is a magical frog, and doesn’t often meet other residents of the forest, but when he does, he grants them three wishes each. The bear immediately asks that all the other bears in the forest be female. The frog immediately grants this wish. The rabbit, after thinking for a while, asks for a crash helmet and one appears, which he places on his head. The bear is amazed at this, but carries on with his next wish. He asks that all the bears in the neighboring forests be female as well. This wish is also fulfilled. The rabbit then wishes that he could have a motorcycle. It appears before him, and he climbs on board and starts revving the engine. The bear cannot believe it. He remarks to the rabbit that he has wasted two wishes. Then, shaking his head, he makes his final wish, “I wish that all the other bears in the world be female as well.” The frog replies that it has been done and they both turn to the rabbit for his last wish. The rabbit thinks for a second, then revs up the engine and says, “I wish for the bear to be gay!” and promptly drives off as fast as he can!

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Two Bulls

There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam. It was that time of year to satisfy the local female population and young George was pretty excited. “Sam, can I go down to those heifers over there?” asked George. “George, relax. Here is how it works. We’ll wait until they’re lined up at the feed trough so we can have our way with the ladies in a nice orderly fashion,” said Sam. “Okay, I can do that,” George answered. Well, feeding time came and all the heifers were lined up just like Sam said and George was all excited to go down there but Sam had a few more instructions. “Now George, here is how this is gonna work. I’ll start at one end and you can start at the other. We’ll meet in the middle,” said Sam. “OK, OK, let’s go!” said George. “Hang on George! One more important thing to remember. These gals will let us have our way but you have to show some respect and be polite. OK?” said Sam. “Sure!” says George. Well, they go on down to the heifers all lined up. George starts at one end and Sam at the other. George is pretty excited, but he remembers Sam’s instructions about being polite, so as he is going along he makes sure to say, “Thank you ma’am, thank you ma’am, thank you ma’am, thank you ma’am, thank you ma’am, sorry Sam, thank you ma’am….”

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The sheep

There was this shepherd who had this whole flock of sheep. He wanted to get the sheep pregnant so that he could increase his stock, but he was too poor to buy a male sheep. So, he figured the only thing he could do was to get the sheep pregnant himself. One morning the man loaded up all the sheep into his truck and drove them over to a barn where nobody could see him. He screwed each sheep and then loaded them back in the truck and brought them back to the pasture near his house. He went to bed that night after a long day’s work. The next morning he woke up, and looked out the bedroom window expecting all the sheep to be laying down on their sides, because that is what the sheep do when they are pregnant. But, all the sheep were still standing. The guy is surprised and a little disappointed, but he gets up, loads the sheep back into the truck, takes them to the barn and tries to get them impregnated. He wakes up the next morning and looks out the window and sees that the sheep are all standing up. So, he loads them in the truck, takes them in the barn and does them all, yet again. The next morning, he is so exhausted by his work, he asks his wife to look out the window and look at the sheep. She does this and he asks her if they are laying down on their sides. She says, “No, they are all in the truck, and one is honking the horn!”

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How to convert rm to mp3

This tutorial teaches you how to convert .rm files into mp3s. Read on to find out about the software required for this task, where to get it and how to use it.

Software/Tool Required:

Switch Sound File Conversion Software
Switch is a free audio coversion tool. It supports conversion of many format into one another, but what we need to know is that it CAN convert .rm to mp3. There is a Plus version that you can upgrade to for $US19.40 which will unlock some advanced features. You can read more about it at their website. For the purpose of this tutorial the free version is perfect and there is no need for an upgrade.

NOTE: The free version will have all the advanced features for 14 days from the day you install the software. After that trial period, the advanced features will be deactivated and every once in a while you will be asked to upgrade. Don't worry about that, just click 'NO' or 'Cancel' every time you are asked to upgrade and you will be fine.


Use the link above to download Switch. Run the downloaded file by double-clicking and simply follow the on-screen instructions to install it on your hard drive.

How to use Switch:

You can use Switch to convert files one at a time, or convert multiple files at once. Here are the steps to convert one/multiple files:

  1. First add files to the queue by clicking either the 'Add File(s)' or 'Add Folder' button (see image below). They both serve the same purpose, with the difference that the first allows you to choose the files you want and the second enables you to add all the contents of a folder to the queue.
  2. Now that you have added your files, you need to choose the Output Folder, the folder where Switch will save the converted files. Click the button labelled as ' ... ' (see image below) and choose your desired folder.

  3. Choose .mp3 (or any format you prefer) as the Output Format from the dropdown menu as shown in the image below.

  4. Finally, click the 'Convert' button at the top right corner to get the job done.
    When you click Convert, a little window (like the one below) will pop up, which shows you what is being done. You can cancel the process by clicking the 'Cancel' button (Dah!). The window will disappear once files are converted.


There are many other commercial softwares that can do this task, but some may not be comfortable with the price tag they come with.

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download mp3 songs om shanti om free

Free download mp3 songs of om shanti om.

Om Shanti Om is the highly expected movie by Farah Khan starring the one and only Shahrukh Khan along with Deepika Padukone, Shreyas Talpade, Arjun Rampal and Kiron Kher playing the important roles. So far I know only what you all know about the film, if you have seen the trailers that is. Shahrukh is presented with an all new look, amazingly ripped body with stunning six-packs and a new hair style. There's also another treat in store for us all, more than 30 big names of Bollywood are to feature in one of the songs!! What else can we say except thanks to the team?

Music of Om Shanti Om is directed by the wonderful duo Vishal-Shekhar. Lyrics penned down by Javed Aktar himself. SO don't wait and start downloading!!!!



1. Ajab Si / K.K.
2. Dard-E-Disco / Sukhwinder Singh, Marianne, Nisha, Caralisa
3. Deewangi Deewangi / Shaan, Udit Narayan, Shreya Goshal, Sunidhi Chauhan, Rahul Saxena
4. Mein Agar Kahoon / Sonu Nigam, Shreya Goshal
5. Jag Soona Soona Lage / Rahat Fateh Ali Khan, Richa Sharma Punjabi
6. Dhoom Taana / Abhijeet, Shreya Goshal
7. Daastaan-E-Om Shanti Om / Shaan
8. Dard-E-Disco (Remix) / Sukhwinder Singh, Marianne, Nisha, Caralisa
9. Deewangi Deewangi (Rainbow Mix) / Shaan, Udit Narayan, Shreya Goshal, Sunidhi Chauhan, Rahul Saxena
10. Om Shanti Om (Medley Mix)
11. Daastaan (The Dark Side Mix) / Shaan
12. Om Shanti Om (Theme Music)'
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Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Download mp3 of All The Lost Souls by James Blunt

The lost souls by james blunt mp3 download for free.

List of tracks

1. 1973
2. One Of The Brightest Stars
3. I'll Take Everything
4. Same Mistake
5. Carry You Home
6. Give Me Some Love
7. Really Want You
8. Shine On
9. Annie
10. I Can't Hear The Music
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Download Free mp3 music Album catoon Tunes: 50 Favorite Classic Cartoon Songs [SOUNDTRACK]

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01 Popeye the Sailor.mp3
02 Tom and Jerry.mp3
03 The Woody Woodpecker Show.mp3
04 Mighty Mouse.mp3
05 Casper, the Friendly Ghost.mp3
06 Howdy Doody.mp3
07 Ruff and Reddy.mp3
08 Huckleberry Hound.mp3
09 Quick Draw McGraw.mp3
10 Fractured Fairy Tales.mp3
11 Peabody’s Improbable History.mp3
12 The Meet the Flintstones.mp3
13 Felix the Cat.mp3
14 Yogi Bear (Main Title).mp3
15 Snagglepuss.mp3
16 The Bullwinkle Show.mp3
17 Dudley Do-Right.mp3
18 The Alvin Show Theme.mp3
19 Beany and Cecil.mp3
20 Wally Gator.mp3
21 Lippy the Lion & Hardy Har Har.mp3
22 The Jetsons.mp3
23 Top Cat.mp3
24 Magilla Gorilla.mp3
25 Peter Potamus.mp3
26 Underdog.mp3
27 The Pink Panther Theme.mp3
28 Linus and Lucy (from Peanuts).mp3
29 Gigantor.mp3
30 Space Ghost.mp3
31 The New Adventures of Superman.mp3
32 The Atom Ant Show.mp3
33 The Secret Squirrel Show.mp3
34 George of the Jungle.mp3
35 Super Chicken.mp3
36 Spiderman.mp3
37 Speed Racer.mp3
38 The Banana Splits Adventure Hour.mp3
39 Dastardly & Muttley in Their Flying Machines.mp3
40 Josie & The Pussycats.mp3
41 Pebbles & Bamm-Bamm (Flintstones).mp3
42 The New Scooby Doo Movies.mp3
43 Conjunction Junction.mp3
44 Theme from the Simpsons.mp3
45 Captain Planet.mp3
46 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Television Series).mp3
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49 Animaniacs.mp3
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Download 90 Millas by Gloria Estefan Free

Download Free mp3 music Album Download Gloria Estefan - 90 Millas /2007/

Track list

1. Me Odio (02:59)
2. No Llores (03:54)
3. Lo Nuestro (03:57)
4. Pintame (03:16)
5. Caridad (03:04)
6. Yo No Cambiaria (03:25)
7. Besame (03:36)
8. Refranes (02:42)
9. A Bailar (03:25)
10. Esta Fiesta No Va Acabar (03:33)
11. Volvere (03:29)
12. Esperando (Cuando Cuba Sea Lib (04:23)
13. Morenita (03:55)
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Monday, September 10, 2007

Laaga Chunri mein daag Mp3 Download free

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01. Hum To Aise Hain
02. Zara Gungunalein Chalo
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Download Dhoka Movie Free

Synopsis: Zaid Ahmed (Muzamil Ibrahim) is a bright, young Muslim police officer in Mumbai. Dedicated to his work, respected and admired by his colleagues and community, he represents integration at its most successful. He has learned to live with the violence and the chaos that plagues his city, and on the night of a deadly bombing at the New Century club, he works tirelessly to help the shocked and shattered patients brought to the hospital.

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Download mp3 of Tales Don't Tell Themselves by Funeral For A Friend

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Tales Don't Tell Themselves is the third album by Funeral for a Friend. It charted at #3 in the UK selling 25,000 copies in its first week.

It was released on May 14, 2007. Before the release of the album, the band released several short studio update videos informing fans of their progress. During the recording of the album, Matt Davies used the same microphone he used to record the group's debut album Casually Dressed and Deep in Conversation and Ryan Richards recorded his drum parts by recording cymbals separate to the rest of his drum parts and replacing the normal cymbals with electric ones whilst recording basic drums. Matt plays guitar on several of the songs, this is the first album in which he has done so.

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1. Into Oblivion
2. The Great Wide Open
3. The Diary
4. On a Wire
5. All Hands On Deck Part 1: Raise The Sail
6. All Hands On Deck Part 2: Open Water
7. Out Of Reach
8. One For the Road
9. Walk Away
10. The Sweetest Wave

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Sunday, September 09, 2007

The Pessimist

An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him. He decided to try to break the news to a friend of his, a pessimist by nature, and invited him to hunt with him and his new dog. As they waited by the
shore, a flock of ducks flew by. They fired, and a duck fell. The dog responded and jumped into the water. The dog, however, did not sink but instead walked across the water to retrieve the bird, never getting more than his paws wet. The friend saw everything but did not say a single word. On the drive home the hunter asked his friend, “Did you notice anything unusual about my new dog?” I sure did,” responded his friend. “He can’t swim.

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One word or two?

An elderly couple had been dating for some time and decided it was finally time to marry. Before the wedding, they had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally the old man decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. “How do you feel about sex?” he asked, rather hopefully. “Well, I’d have to say I like it infrequently,” she responded. The old guy paused… then he asked, “Was that one word or two?”

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Friday, September 07, 2007

Math lessons and others....

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime


SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.


GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.


LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.


PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.


DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


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How to stop people from bugging you about getting married

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Moral of the story : Tit for tat

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Pregnant's dillema

Since Babli is eight months into her pregnancy, Bunty has to sleep on the floor to avoid any regrettable mistake, which might happen pretty easily, for he has been desperate for quite a while now. Just before lying down on the bed, she glances at him and sees the poor Bunty curled up on the floor; eyes stare widely into the empty air, filled with hopeless desire... Feeling sorry for Bunty, she opens her purse, takes out a five hundred bucks, and gives it to him, "Awww, my dear is so depressed... here, take this and go to Aishs wife, Preeto, she will let you sleep with her tonight and remember that this happens only once ok?Dont think about it again." Bunty rolls his eyes in disbelief, but afraid that she may change her mind, he grabs the money and leaves quickly. A few minutes later, he returns, hands the money back to Babli and says with much disappointment: "She said this is not enough, she wants One thousand..." Bablis face slowly turns red with anger, "Damn that bitch... when she was pregnant and Aish came over here... I only charged him five hundred!"

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Dentist's love

A guy and a gal meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes of his trousers and washes his hands again. The girl has been watching him and says, 'You must be a dentist.' The guy, surprised, says 'Yes....how did you figure that out?' 'Easy,' she replied,
'you keep washing your hands.' One thing led to another and they make love. After they are done, the girl says, 'You must be a really good dentist.' The guy, now with a boosted ego says, 'Well yes, I'm a good dentist. How did you figure that out?' 'Didn't feel a thing!'


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Unwanted Advances

First Lady Hillary Clinton and Attorney General Janet Reno were having one of those girl to girl talks. Hillary says to Janet, “You’re lucky that you don’t have to put up with men having sex with you. I have to put up with Bill, and there is no telling where he last had his pecker.” Janet responded,
“Just because I am esthetically challenged (that’s “politically correct” for ugly) doesn’t mean I don’t have to fight off unwelcome sexual advances.” Hillary asks, “Well how do you deal with the problem?” Replies Janet, “Whenever I feel that a guy is getting ready to make a pass at me, I muster all my might and squeeze out the loudest, nastiest, fart I can.” Well, that night, Bill was already in bed with the lights out when Hillary headed to bed. She could hear him start to stir, and knew that he would be wanting some action. She had been saving her farts all day, and was ready for him. She tenses up her butt cheeks and forces out the most disgusting sounding fart you could imagine. Bill rolls over and says, “Is that you Janet?”

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No deposit, No return

At a wedding rehearsal, the minister told the father, ‘As you give your daughter’s hand to the bridegroom, you should say something nice to him.’ So the father of the bride, a grocery-store manager, took the advice. During the wedding ceremony, he placed the brides hand on the bride grooms arm and said, ‘No deposit, no return.’

Moral of the story :No deposit, no return

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Equal feelings...

A kid goes up to his father and asks, “Dad what is sex?” His dad was afraid of this day for a while so he told his son to ask his grandmother. He goes
to his grandmother, who’s husband has been gone for a long time now and asks, “Grammy, what is sex?” She took him away, had sex with him, and he now knew what sex was. The kid goes back to his father and tells him what happened. His father screams, “YOU FUCKED MY MOM!” The little boy screams back at him “NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL!

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Thursday, September 06, 2007

Yard sale

A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighborhood. Suddenly he realized there was a couple making love out on the lawn. Then he noticed another couple over behind a tree. Then another
couple behind some bushes by the house. He walked up to the door of the house, and knocked. A well dressed woman answered the door, and the man asked what kind of a place this was. "This is a brothel", replied the madam. "Well, what's all this out on the lawn?" queried the man. "Oh, we're having a yard sale today."

Moral of the story : Everything is granted in a yard sale...

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