Thursday, August 30, 2007
Jimmy Kimmel Explains what Miss Teen South Carolina said
Lauren Caitlin Upton, 18, got a chance to redeem herself Tuesday on NBC's "Today" show when she was again asked why one-fifth of Americans cannot locate the United States on a map.
"I would love to re-answer that question," the Miss Teen South Carolina said. "Well personally, my friends and I, we know exactly where the United States is on our map. I don't know anyone else who doesn't. And if the statistics are correct, I believe there should be more emphasis on geography."
That was much better than her previous response, a rambling answer that included references to "U.S. Americans" and mentions of South Africa and "the Iraq."
Here's a funny explanation...
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Aid for Earthquake
Two million Mexicans have died and over a million are injured. The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start asking for help to rebuild from this tragedy. The rest of the world is in shock.
Canada is sending troopers to help the Mexican army control the riots.
Saudi Arabia is sending oil.
Other Latin American countries are sending supplies.
The European community (except France) is sending food and money.
The United States, not to be outdone, is sending two million Mexicans to replace the dead ones.
God bless America!!!
Friday, August 24, 2007
Scientist and philosopher
Cheating man almost caught red-handed
The helping hand
Cosmetics vs Mathematics
the "miracle" products she asked, "Darling, honestly what age would you say I am?" Looking over her carefully, Luke replied, "Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty-five." "Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed. "Hey, wait a minute!" Luke interrupted. "I haven't added them up yet."
Moral of the story : Wait for the last sentance
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Sunday, August 19, 2007
Jokes for linux geeks
Moral of the story : Skip this joke, if you have never used vi editor
Monday, August 13, 2007
Download mp3 of Darling (2007) free
Directors : Ram Gopal Varma
Producer : Bhushan Kumar & Krishan Kumar
Cast : Esha Deol, Fardeen Khan, Isha Koppikar, Zakir Hussain, Pubali Sanyal, Mukesh Bhatt, Nisha Kothari
Music Director : Himesh Reshammiya, Pritam Chakraborty
Lyricist : Sameer
Singers : Himesh Reshammiya, Tulsi Kumar, Shaan, Sunidhi Chaudhan, Adnan Sami, Priyadarshini
Cassettes and CD's on : T-Series
Audio Release Date : July. 2007
MP3 Bitrate : 320Kbps VBR (~)
01 - Himesh Reshammiya & Tulsi Kumar - Tadap
02 - Shaan & Sunidhi Chauhan - Aa Khushi Se Khudkhushi Kar Le
03 - Adnan Sami & Tulsi Kumar - Saathiya
04 - Shaan & Tulsi Kumar - Hasaye Bhi Rulaye Bhi
05 - Adnan Sami & Tulsi Kumar - Saathiya
06 - Tulsi Kumar - Akele Tanha
07 - Himesh Reshammiya & Tulsi Kumar - Tadap (Remix)08 - Priyadarshini - Awwaz Koi
09 - Shaan & Sunidhi Chauhan - Aa Khushi Se Khudkhushi Kar Le (Remix)
10 - Shaan & Tulsi Kumar - Hasaye Bhi Rulaye Bhi (Remix)
11 - Adnan Sami & Tulsi Kumar - Saathiya (Remix)
Download links are here :
01 - http://www.rnbload.com/file/2012/01-20--20Darling-20-2007--20--20Tadap-20-5bMobineedz-com-5d-mp3.html
02 - http://rnbload.com/file/2046/02---Darling--2007----Aa-Khushi-Se-Khudkhushi-Kar-Le--MOBINEEDZ-COM--mp3.html
03 - http://www.rnbload.com/file/2044/03---Darling--2007----Saathiya--5bMobineedz-com-5d-mp3.html
04 - http://www.rnbload.com/file/2045/04-20--20Darling-20-2007--20--20Hasaye-20Bhi-20Rulaye-20Bhi-20-5bMobineedz-com-5d-mp3.html
05 - http://www.rnbload.com/file/2028/05-20--20Darling-20-2007--20--20Saathiya-20-5bMobineed-com-5d-mp3.html
06 - http://www.rnbload.com/file/2029/06-20--20Darling--2007--20--20Akele-20Tanha-20-5bMobineed-com-5d-mp3.html
07 - http://www.rnbload.com/file/2031/07-20--20Darling-20-2007--20--20Tadap-20-Remix--20-5bMobineedz-com-5d-mp3.html
08 - http://www.rnbload.com/file/2032/08-20--20Darling--2007--20--20Awwaz-Koi-20-5bMobineedz-com-mp3.html
09 - http://www.rnbload.com/file/2033/09-20--20Darling-20-2007--20--20Aa-20Khushi-20Se-20Khudkhushi-20Kar-20Le-20-Remix--20-5bMobineedz-com-5d-mp3.html
10 - http://www.rnbload.com/file/2041/10-20--20Darling--2007----Hasaye-Bhi-Rulaye-Bhi--Remix---5b-5bMobineedz-com-5d-mp3.html
11 - http://www.rnbload.com/file/2042/11-20--20Darling-20-2007--20--20Saathiya-20-Remix--20-5bMobineedz-com-5d-mp3.html
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Tuesday, August 07, 2007
Logistics, Organization and Legislation
Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?"
Professor : "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!"
Student : "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the exam. "
Professor : "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?"
Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?"
Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed. Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.
He immediately answers: "Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife's lover an "A", although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical."
Some important abbreviation...
ISDN - It Still Does Nothing
SCSI - System Can`t See It
DOS - Defective Operating System
BASIC - Bill`s Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM - I Blame Microsoft
DEC - Do Expect Cuts
CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too.
WWW - World Wide Wait
MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
COBOL - Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
AMIGA - A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
LISP - Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
MIPS - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
RISC - Reduced Into Silly Code
Friday, August 03, 2007
Before marriage vs After Marriage
Before Marriage - - -
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get!
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
After marriage - - - simply read from bottom to top
Moral of the story : Between the devil and the dark sea.
Wednesday, August 01, 2007
Bug logging in A project
How Tester (QA Tester) frustrates Developer (Developer) - Tooo Funny !!
Tester: Hey, there is a bug in your code. Type a text in user name text box and press enter. Beep sound doesn't appear.
Developer: How can that be a bug? There is no requirement that beep sound should come. Anyway, I will assign it to offshore and get it fixed.
After 2 days,
Developer: Bug is fixed. Please verify.
After another 2 days,
Tester: I have re-opened the bug because sound is not coming in some PCs. Sound is coming in my machine, but my colleague is not getting the sound.
After another 2 days,
Developer: Not a bug. I observed that your colleague has old IBM machine. Unlike your DELL machine, IBM machines do not have inbuilt speakers. So, to hear the sound in your colleague's machine, please use head phones and then get the bug closed soon.
Another 2 days,
Tester: I have re-opened the bug because sound tone is different across different machines. Sound is coming as 'BEEP' in my machine, but my colleague who is having IBM machine is getting the sound as 'TONG'.
Developer: Not a bug. Get lost man. What can we do for the bug? The two machines are built in such a way that they produce different sounds.Do you expect the developers to rebuild the IBM processors to make them
uniform? Please close it.
Another 2 days,
Tester: I have re-opened the bug because intensity of beep sound produced on 2 different DELL machines is different. My machine produces beep sound of intensity 10 decibels whereas my friend's machine produces sound worth 20 decibels. Fix your code to make the sound uniform across all machines.
Another 2 days later,
Developer: Once again it is not a bug. I have noticed that the volume set is different on the two machines. Ensure that volume is same in both the machines before I get mad and then close the bug.
Another 2 days,
Tester: I have re-opened the bug.
Developer: What ?? Why? What more stupid reasons can be there for re-opening?
Tester: Sound intensity is different for machines placed at different locations [different buildings]. So, I have re-opened it.
After 2 days,
Developer: I have made some scientists do an acoustical analysis of the two buildings you used for testing. They have observed that the acoustics in the two buildings varies to a large extent. That is why sound intensity is different across the 2 buildings. So, I beg you to please close the bugs.
After 1 year
Tester: I am re-opeing the bug. During the year, I requested the clients to arrange architects to build two buildings with same acoustical features, so that I can test it again. Now, when I tested, I found that intensity of sound still varying. So, I am re-opening the defect.
Developer: GROWLLLL.....I am really mad now. I am sure that the sound waves of the two buildings are getting distorted due to some background noice or something. Now I need to waste time to prove that it is because of background noice.
Tester: No need for that. We will put the machines and run them in vacuum and see.
Developer: Not Alive !!!!!!!!
Moral of the story : Don't detest who tests!