Hidden Camera Prank

Probably one of the best hidden camera prank I've ever seen. I wonder how such ideas came to people's mind! Surely they are the geniuses. Check it out



Moral of the story : Look before you leap, check before you seat.

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Hilarious Kid with a Fake ID

Its amazing how many people don't care that he is 12. Check out this video...

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Drunk Kitty

Check out this drunk kitty. He was sedated after visit to the vet. And the reaction was hilarious. Check it out...

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Bird flu

Remember loony toon's Sylvester and Tweety? Yeah they are my favorite too. Just check out this funny picture of the two where Tweety chases Sylvester. Unusual? huh you'll know why...

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Where are my socks? future google?

When you look something on the web, what do you do first? Of course you google it. But now if you are looking for your socks you can google it too. Try the keyword "Where are my socks" and press the button I'm feeling lucky. You'll see for yourself. Or also you can click the following link
http://www.google.com/search?q=where+are+my+socks&btnI=I

Now in case if you're wondering what are google's plan for the future, here's a rough idea. Check it out after the jump...




The designer of the above photo is Jason. He created that picture under the screen name "modified_dangler" for a Fark.com photoshop contest with the Theme "Google (or Google searches), 15 years in the future". He won that contest with a a large margin, back in 2004.

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Beer Drinker ?You Have To Know This ...

Check out, what the barmaids don't tell you !

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Superman fucking wonderwoman

One sunny Sunday, Superman was flying around with nothing to do, so he decided to drop in on Batman. "Hi, Bat", said Superman, "let's go down the pub and have a beer." "Not today, Super. My Batmobile's broken down and I've got to fix it. Can't fight crime without it, you know." Disappointed, Superman went over to Spiderman's place. "Let's go down the pub for a drink, Spider." "Sorry Super. I've got a problem with my web gun. Can't fight without it, you know." Dejectedly, Superman took to the air again, and decided to drop by on Wonder Woman. There she was, lying on her back out on her balcony, stark naked and writhing around. Superman conceived a cunning idea. "Everyone says I'm faster than a speeding bullet, and I've always wondered what sort of screw she'd be'. So he zoomed down, did her in a flash and zoomed off. What the hell was that!", cried Wonder Woman. "I don't know, but it hurt like hell!" said the Invisible Man.

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Two virgin sisters

There were 2 old-maid sisters... both virgins. It's Friday night and Gladys looks at Betty and says, "I'm not going to die a virgin... I'm going out and I'm not coming home 'til I've been laid!!" Betty says, "Well, make sure you're home by 10 so I don't worry about you." 10 o'clock rolls around and there's no sign of Gladys... 11 o'clock...12 o'clock... Finally about 15 after 1 the front door flys open. In runs Gladys... straight to the bathroom. Betty goes and knocks on the door, "Are you okay, Gladys??" No answer, so she opens the door and there sits Gladys with her panties around her ankles, legs spread, and her head stuck between her legs looking at herself. "What is it, Gladys??? What's wrong?" asks Betty. "Betty, it was 10 inches long when it went in... and 5 when it came out. When I find the other half you're gonna have the time of your life!!!"

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Hygiene Specialist

"We specialize In Hygiene", said the sign at the bread shop. The customer was delighted when she saw the baker pick up her rolls with a pair of tongs and put them in a bag. "Untouched by human hands!", said the baker. "Very good!" said the customer, "but tell me, what is that piece of string hanging out of your fly?" "hygeine!", said the baker. "When I have a piss I pull it out with the string. My hand never touches my dick." "How do you put it back?", asked the customer. "With the tongs", replied the baker.

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Double barrel

Little Johnny kept disrupting his third grade class by regularly letting loud farts. His teacher kept him after school. When she insisted on knowing why he exhibited such offensive behavior, Little Johnny said, “I do it because I can do it better than anybody, and I’m very proud of that fact.” The teacher says, “If I show you I can do it better than you, will you stop?” Little Johnny agreed and the teacher placed two pieces of paper on the floor with identical piles of chalk dust on each one. Johnny dropped his pants, squatted down, farted and blew all but a tiny little speck of dust off the paper. The teacher dropped her panties, lifted up her skirt, squatted down and farted but when she was done, and there was not a trace of chalk dust left on the paper. Johnny was astonished and asked if he could see her do it again. She was willing and as she repeated the process, Johnny peeked up underneath her skirt. “No wonder you won!” he exclaimed indignantly, “you’ve got a Double-Barrel!”

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Mind reader lady

The weather was very hot, so this man wanted desperately take a dive in the nearby lake. He didn’t bring his swimming outfit, but who cared ? He was all alone. So he undressed and got into the water. After some delightful minutes of cool swimming, a pair of old ladies walked onto the shore in his direction. He panicked, got out of the water and grabbed a bucket, which laid on the sandy beach. He held the bucket in front of his private parts and sighed with relief. The ladies got nearby and looked at him. He felt awkward and wanted to move. Then one of the ladies said: “You know , I have a special gift, I can read minds.”
“Impossible”, said the embarrassed man, “You really know what I think?”

“Yes”, the lady replied, ‘I know that you think that the bucket you’re holding has a bottom in it.”

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The cow

When a student in Pakistan was asked to write an essay about "The Cow" in his eighth grade exam, look what he managed to write...

"COW"
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He is the cow. "The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed. And because he is female, he gives milks, [but will do so when he is got child.]. He is same like-God, sacred to Hindus and useful to man. But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards. His whole body can be utilized for use. More so the milk. Milk comes from 4 taps attached to his basement. [horses don't have any such attachment]

What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the condensed milk and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler, water mans and mankind generally. His motion is slow only because he is of lazy species. Also his other motion. {gober} is much useful to trees, plants as well as for making flat cakes [like Pizza], in hand, and
drying in the sun.

Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then afterwards he chews with his teeth that are situated in the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass. His only attacking and defending organ is the horns, specially so when he is got child. This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great velocity forwards. He has got tails also, situated in the backyard, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the other end of the other side. This is done to frighten away the flies which alight on his cohesive body here upon he gives hit with it. The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch. So the grasses head is not
crushed. At night time have poses by looking down on the ground and he shouts. His eyes and nose are like his other relatives.

This is the cow.

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Is this the messiest car?

I wonder is this the messiest car? I don't think such a car can be used!

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It's not allowed to...

Here's a funny sign, that probably has no meaning, or does it? If you can guess what it means, don't forget to write in the comment...



A few guesses are :

       * Do not stand on the corner of a raft while being attacked by triangles from below.
       * Under no circumstances may you climb a broken metal roof. If you do, shrapnel will fall
       * Do not ride magic carpet with holes.
       * No walking on hot coals.

So what's your guess?

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Lets have a ride

Check out this funny picture, no descriptions needed.

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Reusable condom

What if you have only one condom but your girlfriend/date of the night, turned out to be a freak? Here's the solution, introducing reusable condom... Check it out.

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Super quick condom

Can't wait to have sex? But at the same time have the fear of catching disease from unprotected sex? Here's a solution. Check out this super quick condom... It's really quick.



Moral of the story : Wear condom, avoid AIDS

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How often do you kicked in the ball?

Although it looks like an accident, i don't think the red guy would ever wanna say sorry; i mean, how often do you get to kick your opponent in the nuts in public? Just check it out...

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Republican vs Democrats...

George W. Bush and a secret service agent are taking a stroll when they come upon a little girl carrying a basket with a blanket over it. Curious, Bush asks the girl, "What's in the basket?"
She replies, "New baby kittens," and she opens the basket to show him.
"How nice," says Bush. "What kind are they?"
The little girl says, "Republicans."
Bush smiles, pats the little girl on the head and continues on.

Three weeks later, Bush is taking another stroll, this time with Karl Rove. They see the little girl again with the same basket. Bush says, "Watch this, Karl? It's really cute." They approach the little girl.
Bush greets her and asks how the kittens are doing, and she says, "Fine." Then, smirking, he nudges Rove with his elbow and asks the little girl, "And can you tell us what kind of kittens they are?"
She replies, "Democrats."
Aghast, Bush says, "But three weeks ago you said they were Republicans!"
"I know," she says. "But now their eyes are open."

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How not to ship a plasma TV

The guy who shipped this may or may not have been a professional delivery person. It's tough to tell based on the work he did on this plasma TV. Seriously though, he might as well have shipped this thing using bowling balls. Or, I dunno, hammers.

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Everyday life rules and laws that we are used to of..

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Theatre Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's really ugly.

Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it, or change it for the worse.

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How to get a free drink (non alchoholic) in Japan

Thirsty Japanese will soon be able to drink coffee or other non-alcoholic beverages at a low price or even for free — as long as they watch a 30-second advertisement on the vending machines.

Vending machine operator Apex Corp. will start a service next month to turn its machines into a new medium for advertisers, who will pick up the partial or full cost of drinks.


Apex runs 35,000 vending machines across Japan that serve drinks in paper cups, generally priced at 70 to 120 yen (60 cents to one dollar) a cup.

Under the ‘MediCafe’ project, the vending machine will play an advertiser’s video for around the 30 seconds it takes to pour the drink and dispense a paper cup with an advertisement printed on it.

‘We will select the locations of vending machines which would best suit the customers targetted by advertisers,’ said an Apex company official.

Apex said some of its vending machines are at public places ideal for selective advertising such as supermarkets, amusement parks, office buildings and schools.

Apex is introducing the service jointly with advertising agency WillB Inc. The companies aim to generate about 400 million yen (3.34 million dollars) through the project in the year from June.

Anyone got an Apex vending machine in their neighborhood?

via : Google news

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Sex Obsessed Nun

Hilarious prank of a nun dropping PORN. You'll surely love seeing the various reactions. I wonder why so many men put the pictures in their pocket after realizing what it was! Check this awesome prank video...

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Cunt sore problem

An Irish girl who had never been into a bar before, went to one, oneday. There she asked the barman to recommend a drink.
"Try this", he suggested, and mixed her up a dry martini. She thought it was great, but an hour and six martinis later, she was asleep on the floor, dead drunk.

The barman then asked a couple of regulars to help him carry her out to the back room, where one of them suggested that they give her a quickie while she was out cold. Next night, she returned to the bar and got stuck into the martinis again. As before, she finished up dead drunk. The same three carried her out the back and bonked her again. This went on for a week. When she came back on the eighth night, the barman started mixing the martinis as soon as she walked through the door. "I'll have a scoth tonight!", she said. "Those martinis make my cunt sore!"

Moral of the story : Don't be drunk.

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Bowling by an idiot

You need to release the ball, not to go with the ball. But this guy obviously forgot that. I think that he realized his shot was going to be off when he was in mid swing, and by holding on to the ball, he avoided a foul, and kept his two shots, but can't keep his balance. Check this out...

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Cheating wife or cheating husband?

The errant wife was in the middle of a very passionate session with her lover when the phone rang. She picked up the phone and listened for a few minutes, and told her lover that it was her husband on the phone. The boyfriend panicked and started to dress.
"Calm down", she said, "we've got plenty of time. He's playing cards with you and the rest of his mates."

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Elephant sex

A couple go on their honeymoon, but the lady is a little shy. After much dancing around the subject she finally admits that she thinks her hole is too big for her man.

He tells her she's being silly and after much coaxing she agrees to show him. And it's enormous!

The guy is so shocked he advises her to go to the doctor, and she gets in the next day.

When she gets to the doc's she explains the problem and he's very understanding, saying a lot of women feel this way but it's mostly their imagination.

So she gets on the examination table and puts her feet in the stirrups. The doc takes a look and then lets out one long whistle.

"I'm afraid to say that is the largest female sexual part I have ever seen," says the medical man. "So big I can not imagine how it got that way, and I've been a gynecologist for 22 years. There must be a medical reason, but I can't think of it," he admits.

The women blushes slightly and tells the doctor she knows. "When I was younger, I went on a holiday in India. And while I was there, I, ...well... I had sex with an elephant."

The doctor was obviously shocked but he said "I know that an elephant has a big penis, but it's still not big enough to stretch you that large."

"I know..." said the woman sheepishly. "But I let him finger me first."

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Bad back...

Jane went to her doctor complaining of a bad back. After trying every remedy that he knew, her doctor finally said, "Tell me, Jane, how do you have sex?" "I always have it doggy fashion", she said. "Ah, that's it!" said the doctor. "Why don't you try having it on you back?" "Have you ever smelled a labrador's breath?" said Jane.

Moral of the story : Doggy style sometimes can become literal...

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Proof evolution is an evil lie from satan (the devil)

Check out this funny clip.. No description needed...

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What a brothel smells like

Pat and Mick were being shaved by the barber in the barber shop. The barber started to put aftershave on Pat's face.

"Don't put that stinkin' stuff on me!" exclaimed Pat. "My wife will think I smell like a brothel!"

Then it was Mick's turn. "You can put as much aftershave on me as you like. My wife doesn't know what a brothel smells like!"

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Lesson about pussy and bitch

Little Johnnie was learning new words. "Mum, what's pussy?" Mother pointed at the cat and said, "That's a pussy." "Mum, what's a bitch?" Mother pointed to their female dog and said, "That's a bitch." Johnnie wanted to confirm this information with his father. "Daddy!" he said excitedly, "What's a pussy?" Father pulled out the centrefold of the Playboy magazine and drew a circle around the appropriate part. "Son", he said, "that's a pussy." "Well, Dad, what's a bitch?" "Everything outside the circle", replied his father.

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Difference between a spinster, a prostitute and a newlywed...

Dr. Watson and Sherlock Holmes were walking through the park when they passed three women eating bananas.
"Ah", said Holmes, " I see a spinster, a prostitute and a newlywed."

"Amazing, Holmes!", said Dr Watson, "How did you deduce that?"

"Elementary, my dear Watson. "See how the spinster breaks the banana into small pieces before passing them into her mouth? Whilst the prostitute in the middle holds the banana in both hands."

"Yes, Holmes, but how do you know the other one is newlywed?"

"Well", said Holmes," she's holding the banana with one hand and thumping herself on the back of the head with the other."

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Clever Drunk Driver :

Cop pulls over a Driver and is sure that he is drunk, she just needs to prove it. But the clever and smart driver made it very hard. It might be false and set up but it sure is funny. Check it out




Moral of the story : Don't drive while you are drunk.

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Watch out when walking

Funny and short video that shows us to watch where we walk. Otherwise who know where you might end up? Check out this accident for instance. I bet he can swear that he didn't watch...



Moral of the story : Watch out your every step...

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Tech support

Costello wants to buy a computer. So he calls super dupur computer store where abbott receives the call. And then these follows.....

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about
buying a computer.

ABBOTT: Mac?

COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.

ABBOTT: Your computer?

COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.

ABBOTT: Mac?

COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.

ABBOTT: What about Windows?

COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?

ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?

COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows?

ABBOTT: Wallpaper.

COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.

ABBOTT: Software for Windows?

COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write
proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you
have?

ABBOTT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?

ABBOTT: I just did.

COSTELLO: You just did what?

ABBOTT: Recommend something.

COSTELLO: You recommended something?

ABBOTT: Yes.

COSTELLO: For my office?

ABBOTT: Yes.

COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?

ABBOTT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!

ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.

COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm
sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?

ABBOTT: Word.

COSTELLO: What word?

ABBOTT: Word in Office.

COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.

ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.

COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?

ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W".

COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue "W" if you don't start with some
straight answers! What about financial. You have anything I can track my
money?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?

ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.

COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?

ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.

COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?

ABBOTT: One copy.

COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?

ABBOTT: Microsof t gave us a license to copy Money.

COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?

ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!

A few days later . . . . . . .

ABBOTT: Super Duper Computer Store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?

ABBOTT: Click on "START" !!!!!

Moral of the story : The computer is like a woman, even the cretor doesn't know properly how it works...

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Pop up!

Johnny asks his dad: "Daddy, how was I born?"
His dad sighs and replies: "Ah, my son, I guess one day, you would have to find out anyway. Well, you see, your mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo!. Then I set up a date via email with your mum and we met at a cyber- café. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete button. 6 weeks later, your mum sent me an instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activity from a self – extracting file, which had implanted itself in her BIOS. Then 9 months later, a little pop-up appeared which is you.

Moral of the story : User Firewall, I mean condoms.

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Chris Rock : How not to get your ass beat by the police

Funny sketch of an information video on how not to act around police officers,by chris rock. Including get a white friend (how racist!), turning your music down and refusing to ride with a woman who is angry with you.

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The power of Video editing

Check out this awesome video and feel the power of video editing. Not everything you see are real buddy!

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Shiny leather shoes...

A man went to the store and bought him a nicest pair of shining patent leather shoes. After seeing how mirror looking they were, he decided to go to the dance. He asked one lady to dance.

He then tells her, “You are wearing red panties.” She asks how does he know? He looks down at his patent leather shoes.

He then asks another lady to dance. He says, “You are wearing blue panties.” She asks how does he know this? He then looks down at his patent leather shoes.

He then asks a third lady to dance. He looks at his patent leather shoes about five times and finally asks her if she is wearing any panties.. She replies, “No” He replies with a sigh of relief, “Thank God, I thought my new leather shoes were cracked.”

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Is it a shoe? or is it someone's feet?

Check out this shoe. Is it a shoe? or someone's feet? It's surely scary aint it?

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Shaolin monks are caught in camera while practicing

Check out these shaolin monks practicing unbelievable skills. This ain't from a movie and is actually true. Check out this rare footage...

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Spider versus scorpion

Marines in Iraq play with the wildlife and put some of the insects in a versus fight to the death. Check this out..

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