Blowing up skirt prank
Imagine what might happen if everybody would be given a chance to act like merelin monero! Well here's a prank where guys set up a fan in front of a mall. Check out the reactions of the ladies with skirt.Damn funny...
Wednesday, January 31, 2007
Tuesday, January 30, 2007
AYDS 1982 Commercial
Don't you love commercials from the 80s? Here's a commercial of AYDS. Ayds was an appetite-suppressant candy which enjoyed strong sales in the 1970s and early 1980s. It was available in chocolate, butterscotch or caramel flavors, and later a peanut butter flavor was introduced. The original packaging used the phrase "Ayds Reducing Plan vitamin and mineral Candy"; a later version used the phrase "appetite suppressant candy". Public awareness of the disease AIDS beginning around mid-1981 caused problems for the brand due to the similarity of names. Anyway check out this AYDS commercial which is a prime example of what has changed over the course of the last 20 years.
Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says,
"Doctor, doctor you've gotta help me. I just can't stop having sex!"
"Well how often do you have it?" the doctor asks.
"Well, twice a day I have sex with my wife, TWICE a day," he answers back.
"That's not so much," says the doctor.
"Yes, but that's not all. Twice a day I have sex with my secretary, TWICE a day," replies the man.
"Well that is probably a bit excessive," says the doctor.
"Yes, but that's not all. Twice a day I have sex with a prostitute, TWICE a day," says the man.
"Well, that's definitely too much," says the doctor. "You've got to learn to take yourself in hand."
"I do," says the man. "Twice a day!"
"Doctor, doctor you've gotta help me. I just can't stop having sex!"
"Well how often do you have it?" the doctor asks.
"Well, twice a day I have sex with my wife, TWICE a day," he answers back.
"That's not so much," says the doctor.
"Yes, but that's not all. Twice a day I have sex with my secretary, TWICE a day," replies the man.
"Well that is probably a bit excessive," says the doctor.
"Yes, but that's not all. Twice a day I have sex with a prostitute, TWICE a day," says the man.
"Well, that's definitely too much," says the doctor. "You've got to learn to take yourself in hand."
"I do," says the man. "Twice a day!"
Dave chappelle loves his mac ...
Dave Chappelle lets you know the real reason to switch to a Mac. Oldy but gold. Check out this funny commercial..
Monday, January 29, 2007
The Rose drinks ...
One day the teacher came to class with a rose placed in her cleavage. She asked towards the class, "Can anyone tell me what roses drink? How about you, Johnny ?"
"Milk!" answered Little Johnny.
"No, I'm sorry. That's the wrong answer. Roses drink water," explained the teacher.
"Wow!" Johnny exclaimed. "I didn't know the stem was that long!"
"Milk!" answered Little Johnny.
"No, I'm sorry. That's the wrong answer. Roses drink water," explained the teacher.
"Wow!" Johnny exclaimed. "I didn't know the stem was that long!"
Sunday, January 28, 2007
Bad Timing
Just check out this amazing video. I don't want to comment about it right now to rui your fun. All I can say is that it seems to always happen at the most inopportune times. Anyways check it out ...
Thursday, January 25, 2007
Epitaph
Just check out this epitaph.
Were you able to spot the real sentiment? If not, check below.
This is an actual stone in Mount Royal Cemetery located in the center of Montreal. The St. Joseph Oratory is visible in the background at top right. Who penned this unusual epitaph and why is not known. But the Montreal Mirror found the man who engraved the headstone but were only able to determine that the guy's (who's burried) ex-wife and mistress came in together and ordered the stone. They said that it was a thing between the three of them. So think twice before you cheat your wife. Otherwise you might end up getting such a headstone.
via Urban legends
Were you able to spot the real sentiment? If not, check below.
This is an actual stone in Mount Royal Cemetery located in the center of Montreal. The St. Joseph Oratory is visible in the background at top right. Who penned this unusual epitaph and why is not known. But the Montreal Mirror found the man who engraved the headstone but were only able to determine that the guy's (who's burried) ex-wife and mistress came in together and ordered the stone. They said that it was a thing between the three of them. So think twice before you cheat your wife. Otherwise you might end up getting such a headstone.
via Urban legends
Wednesday, January 24, 2007
Best ride ever?
Millionaire builds human slingshot at home in Utah. Is it the best ride ever? Check out this video...
Sunday, January 21, 2007
Panda Sneezes
Sneeze is a semi-autonomous, convulsive expulsion of air from the nose and mouth. This air can reach speeds of 70 m/s (250 km/h or 155 MPH). But that's not the point. Just check out this panda's reaction when her child sneezed...
Friday, January 19, 2007
White & Nerdy by "Weird Al"
White & Nerdy by "Weird Al" Yankovic from the album "Straight Outta Lynwood" ! Check this out...
Helicopter gives deer blow job saving its life
Deer gets stucks on frozen lake, because of its poor ice skating skills it can't get off. News helicopter swoops down and blows off deer of lake with rotor wash. Just watch this amazing video...
Wednesday, January 17, 2007
What is chain smoking?
Are you a chain smoker? Yesterday I received a very funny cartoon about chain smoking. Just check it out. You'll definitely love it..
Moral of the story : Don't smoke, It kills the cigerrete and few days from your life.
Moral of the story : Don't smoke, It kills the cigerrete and few days from your life.
Difference between love and marriage
The student asks a teacher: What is love?
The teacher said: in order to answer your question, go to the paddy field and choose the biggest paddy and come back. But the rule is: you can go through them
only once and cannot turn back to pick.
The student went to the field, go thru first row, he saw one big paddy, but he wonders....may be there is a bigger one later. Then he saw another bigger one... but may be there is an even bigger one waiting for him.Later , when he finished more than half of the paddy field, he start to realize that the paddy is not as big as the previous one he saw, he know he has missed the biggest one, and he regretted. So, he ended up went back to the teacher with empty hand.
The teacher told him, this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realize, you have already miss the person.
The student asked: What is marriage then? The teacher said: In order to answer your question, go to the corn field and choose the biggest corn and come back. But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick. The student went to the corn field, this time he is careful not to repeat the previous mistake, when he reach the middle of the field, he has picked one medium corn that he fee satisfied, and came back to the teacher.
The teacher told him,
The teacher said: in order to answer your question, go to the paddy field and choose the biggest paddy and come back. But the rule is: you can go through them
only once and cannot turn back to pick.
The student went to the field, go thru first row, he saw one big paddy, but he wonders....may be there is a bigger one later. Then he saw another bigger one... but may be there is an even bigger one waiting for him.Later , when he finished more than half of the paddy field, he start to realize that the paddy is not as big as the previous one he saw, he know he has missed the biggest one, and he regretted. So, he ended up went back to the teacher with empty hand.
The teacher told him, this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realize, you have already miss the person.
The student asked: What is marriage then? The teacher said: In order to answer your question, go to the corn field and choose the biggest corn and come back. But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick. The student went to the corn field, this time he is careful not to repeat the previous mistake, when he reach the middle of the field, he has picked one medium corn that he fee satisfied, and came back to the teacher.
The teacher told him,
Basic HTML knowledge ;)
This is probably the sexiest T-shirt ever. If you know a little bit html it would be easier to understand the humour ;) Check it out...
Do I need to say anything more?
Source Dave's daily
Do I need to say anything more?
Source Dave's daily
Monday, January 15, 2007
Posters from Pirates of the Caribbean : At World's End
Disney has released it's first batch of publicity photos for Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End. They are amazing posters. Check out the photos...
Johnny depp
Keira Knightley (I love her)
Orlando Bloom
Captain Barbosa
Source : Rajputro
Sunday, January 14, 2007
The dead cow and the mermaid
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their three sons. Early one morning, the woman awoke, and while looking out of the window onto to the pasture, she saw that the family's only cow was lying dead in the field. The situation looked hopeless to her -- how could she possibly continue to feed her family now? In a depressed state of mind, she hung herself. When the husband awoke to find his wife dead, as well as the cow, he too began to see the hopelessness of the situation, and he shot himself in the head.
Now the oldest son woke up to discover his parents dead (and the cow!), and he decided to go down to the river and drown himself. When he got to the river, he discovered a mermaid sitting on the bank. She said, "I've seen all and know the reason for your despair. But if you will have sex with me five times in a row, I will restore your parents and the cow to you." The son agreed to try, but after four times, he was simply unable to satisfy her again. So the mermaid drowned him in the river.
Next the second oldest son woke up. After discovering what had happened, he too decided to throw himself into the river. The mermaid said to him, "If you will have sex with me ten times in a row, I will make everything right." And while the son tried his best (seven times!), it was not enough to satisfy the mermaid, so she drowned him in the river.
The youngest son woke up and saw his parents dead, the dead cow in the field, and his brothers gone. He decided that life was a hopeless prospect, and he went down to the river to throw himself in. And there he also met the mermaid. "I have seen all that has happened, and I can make everything right if you will only have sex with me fifteen times in a row." The young son replied, "Is that all? Why not twenty times in a row?" The mermaid was somewhat taken aback by this request. Then he said, "Hell, why not twenty-five times in a row?" And even as she was reluctantly agreeing to his request, he said, "Why not THIRTY times in a row?" Finally, she said, "Enough!! Okay, if you will have sex with me thirty times in a row, then I will bring everybody back to perfect health." Then the young son asked, "Wait! How do I know that thirty times in a row won't kill you like it did the cow?"
Now the oldest son woke up to discover his parents dead (and the cow!), and he decided to go down to the river and drown himself. When he got to the river, he discovered a mermaid sitting on the bank. She said, "I've seen all and know the reason for your despair. But if you will have sex with me five times in a row, I will restore your parents and the cow to you." The son agreed to try, but after four times, he was simply unable to satisfy her again. So the mermaid drowned him in the river.
Next the second oldest son woke up. After discovering what had happened, he too decided to throw himself into the river. The mermaid said to him, "If you will have sex with me ten times in a row, I will make everything right." And while the son tried his best (seven times!), it was not enough to satisfy the mermaid, so she drowned him in the river.
The youngest son woke up and saw his parents dead, the dead cow in the field, and his brothers gone. He decided that life was a hopeless prospect, and he went down to the river to throw himself in. And there he also met the mermaid. "I have seen all that has happened, and I can make everything right if you will only have sex with me fifteen times in a row." The young son replied, "Is that all? Why not twenty times in a row?" The mermaid was somewhat taken aback by this request. Then he said, "Hell, why not twenty-five times in a row?" And even as she was reluctantly agreeing to his request, he said, "Why not THIRTY times in a row?" Finally, she said, "Enough!! Okay, if you will have sex with me thirty times in a row, then I will bring everybody back to perfect health." Then the young son asked, "Wait! How do I know that thirty times in a row won't kill you like it did the cow?"
Small penis? uh no take a different look ;)
Ok the time for being ashamed of small penis that your woman accused you of, is finished. See the things in a different manner. Just check out this funny video.. Abosultely safe for work.
Friday, January 12, 2007
Lucky peoples!
Do you believe in luck? Luck can be defined as that which happens beyond a person's control, or as preparation and opportunity coming together. Here's an awesome collection of video of lucky people who were very lucky to be alive, I should say. Just check it out...
P.S. : The incident that was shown before the last incident in the video can be read here.
P.S. : The incident that was shown before the last incident in the video can be read here.
Parallel parking
I believe this woman won't pass in her driving test in UK or New jercy as parallel parking are asked to do as part of the license exam. Just check her "efforts" to parallel park the car...
Related : The parking fight...
Related : The parking fight...
Thursday, January 11, 2007
Hotlinking dillema
Do you know what hotlinking is? Hot linking is the placing of a linked object, often an image, from one site in a web page belonging to a second site. The second site is said to have an inline link to the one where the object is located. It is used for such activities as linking images from personal home page storage into the online diary of the person controlling the personal home page. This has sometimes been controversial because it is possible that the site where the object is stored and from which it is retrieved will not like the new placement or will consider it to be bandwidth theft. Stealing bandwidth may cost the site owner money and/or bandwidth and space. So when site owner finds such hotlinked images/mp3s he often removes or relocates the content so it doesn't cost him badly.
One such webmaster did so, and look what response he got from one guy who was stealing his bandwidth!
One such webmaster did so, and look what response he got from one guy who was stealing his bandwidth!
Tuesday, January 09, 2007
How hell froze
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was waiting for him. After rewieving his records Saint Pete decided to let him in. "Follow me" he said, opening the gate and walking in. After some walk, Saint Pete's keys accidentally fell on the ground. Unaware, he bent over to pick up the keys. That was something the gay man just couldn't resist, so he jumped on him and did his thing. Saint Pete was furious. "If you do that again, You'll go straight to hell! But follow me, we're almost there." After some more walk, Pete dropped his keys again, and again, the gay man jumped on him. Saint Pete was even more furious than before, but decided to give the gay guy one last chance. Again they walk and for the third time Pete drops his keys, so he bends over and picks them up. The gay guy, having no self control jumps on him.
Monday, January 08, 2007
Funny riddles
Q. What is the difference between Mother & Wife?
A. One Woman Brings U into this world crying & the other ensures U Continue to do so.
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q. Why do men masturbate?
A. Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
A. They spray paint X’s on the back of the sheep that kick!
Q. What’s a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Q. What’s the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
Q. What’s the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.
Q. What’s the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it’s worth it!
Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
A. One Woman Brings U into this world crying & the other ensures U Continue to do so.
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q. Why do men masturbate?
A. Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
A. They spray paint X’s on the back of the sheep that kick!
Q. What’s a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Q. What’s the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
Q. What’s the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.
Q. What’s the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it’s worth it!
Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What if condoms were branded with popular brands
If popular brand names now start producing condoms what might be their campaigns? How suitable their slogans apply for it? Which condom would you use ? Just check'em out.
Nike Condoms: Just do it.
Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
Microsoft condom: where do you want to go today?
Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple.
Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can’t stop.
Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.
Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.
Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
Ford Condoms: The best never rest.
Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.
Dial Condoms: Aren’t you glad you use it? Don’t you wish everybody did?
New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey– you never know.
California Lotto Condoms: Who’s next?
Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
Coca Cola Condoms: Always a Real Thing.
Lays Condoms: Betcha noone can have just one.
Cambells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.
The Carl’s Jr. Condom: If it doesn’t get all over the place, it doesn’t belong in your face…
General Electric: We bring good things to life!
AT&T condom: ‘Reach out and touch someone.’
Bounty condom: The quicker picker upper.
Energizer condom: It keeps going and going and going….
M&M condom: ‘It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!’
Chevron condom: use them? people do.
Taco Bell : get some; make a run for the border
MCI condom: for friends and family
Double Mint condom: Double your pleasure, double your fun!
The Sears latex condom: One coat is good for the entire winter
Delta Airlines travel pack condom: Delta’s ready when you are
United Airlines travel pack condom: Fly United
The Star Trek Condom: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before
Wendy Condoms: Where’s the beef?
Denny’s Condoms: $1.99 Grand Slam
Mazda Condom: It Just Feels Right!
Maxwell House: Good to the last drop!
McDonalds condom: Over 99 billion served
Hewlett Packard condoms: Expanding Possibilities
Burger King condom: Have it your way
Dairy Queen condom: We treat you right
AOL condom: So easy to use, no wonder it’s #1
Polo condom: Condom, with a hole.
Visa Card condom: Go and get it.
LG condom: Life’s good.
Samsung condom: Everyone's invited.
Duracell condoms: Goes on & on & on &on …..
HOrlicks condoms : Taller …sharper …Stronger !!
Nokia Condoms : Connecting people
Nike Condoms: Just do it.
Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
Microsoft condom: where do you want to go today?
Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple.
Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can’t stop.
Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.
Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.
Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
Ford Condoms: The best never rest.
Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.
Dial Condoms: Aren’t you glad you use it? Don’t you wish everybody did?
New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey– you never know.
California Lotto Condoms: Who’s next?
Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
Coca Cola Condoms: Always a Real Thing.
Lays Condoms: Betcha noone can have just one.
Cambells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.
The Carl’s Jr. Condom: If it doesn’t get all over the place, it doesn’t belong in your face…
General Electric: We bring good things to life!
AT&T condom: ‘Reach out and touch someone.’
Bounty condom: The quicker picker upper.
Energizer condom: It keeps going and going and going….
M&M condom: ‘It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!’
Chevron condom: use them? people do.
Taco Bell : get some; make a run for the border
MCI condom: for friends and family
Double Mint condom: Double your pleasure, double your fun!
The Sears latex condom: One coat is good for the entire winter
Delta Airlines travel pack condom: Delta’s ready when you are
United Airlines travel pack condom: Fly United
The Star Trek Condom: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before
Wendy Condoms: Where’s the beef?
Denny’s Condoms: $1.99 Grand Slam
Mazda Condom: It Just Feels Right!
Maxwell House: Good to the last drop!
McDonalds condom: Over 99 billion served
Hewlett Packard condoms: Expanding Possibilities
Burger King condom: Have it your way
Dairy Queen condom: We treat you right
AOL condom: So easy to use, no wonder it’s #1
Polo condom: Condom, with a hole.
Visa Card condom: Go and get it.
LG condom: Life’s good.
Samsung condom: Everyone's invited.
Duracell condoms: Goes on & on & on &on …..
HOrlicks condoms : Taller …sharper …Stronger !!
Nokia Condoms : Connecting people
Sunday, January 07, 2007
Learn English the Sexy Way
If you speak Japanese learn english the sexy way. A Japanese English instruction video using some very unusual phrases. Just check it out ...
Top Ten Photos of 2006 From National Geographic part 1
10. Alien Appears in Duck X-Ray? (May 30): Animal rescue workers in California were surprised at what they saw when they x-rayed an ailing mallard that had been found with a broken wing. An ' alien ' was seen hiding in the bird's gut. As if bird flu fears weren't enough to make ordinary waterfowl suddenly seem creepy. 
The center's experts say there's no telling for sure what created the eerie image. They suspect it was caused by grains of food in the duck's digestive system. This explanation, rather than a bird-borne alien invasion, seemed more likely when the duck died from its injuries soon after the x-ray was taken. An autopsy revealed grain in the bird's belly and little else. 
9. Snake Swallows Electric Blanket (July 24): Surgery was needed to save a pet Burmese python that bit off a lot more than it could handle. The 12-foot (3.5-meter) snake made a meal of a queen-size electric blanket, complete with electrical cord and control box.
The blanket probably got tangled up with the snake's rabbit dinner which was kept it the cage to keep the animal warm, because pythons can't generate their own body heat.
8. Female Android Debuts in S. Korea (May 15): Looking eerily like a real Korean woman, the robot EveR-1 meets and greets a group of schoolchildren at an educational center in Seoul. She ( or should I say it) can hold a conversation, make eye contact, and express joy, anger, sorrow, and happiness.
EveR-1 is designed to resemble a Korean female in her early 20s, according to a KITECH press release. Fifteen motors underneath her silicon skin allow her to express a limited range of emotions, and a 400-word vocabulary enables her to hold a simple conversation.
7. Pyramid Discovered in Bosnia? (April 20): A four-sided hill in Bosnia is actually Europe's first known step pyramid, according to an amateur archaeologist, Semir Osmanagic and he announced in April that he has proof. Osmanagic said he and his team unearthed large cut stone slabs on a side of the hill that form the outer surface of an ancient pyramid (see inset photo).
The discovery comes at the beginning of a six-month excavation at the site. The Bosnian-born Osmanagic hopes the dig will support his theory that an ancient people built a 722-foot (220-meter) step pyramid there some 12,000 years ago.
Top Ten Photos of 2006 From National Geographic part 2
6. Cat Chases Bear Up Tree (June 13): On June 4 a black bear wandered into a West Milford, New Jersey, back yard, was confronted by a 15-pound (7-kilogram) tabby cat … and fled up a neighbor's tree. Hissing at the base of the tree, Jack the clawless cat kept the bear at bay for about 15 minutes, then ran him up another tree after an attempted escape. 
Finally, Jack's owner, Donna Dickey, called the cat inside, and the timorous trespasser disappeared back into the woods. "He doesn't want anybody in his yard," Dickey said of Jack in an interview with the Newark Star Ledger. 
5. Housefly Gets Glasses Made With Lasers (March 28):An entry in a German science-photo competition, this image shows a fly sporting a set of "designer" lenses crafted and set in place with a cutting-edge laser technique. The glasses fit snuggly on the fly's 0.08-inch-wide (2-millimeter-wide) head.
Jeff Goldblum, is that you?
4. "Lost World" of New Species Found in Indonesia (February 7):To boldly go where no one has gone before, one group of scientists didn't have to venture into space. They found a lost world right here on Earth. During a 15-day stay at a camp they had cut out of the jungle, the conservationists found a trove of animals never before documented, from a new species of the honeyeater bird to more than 20 new species of frogs. The golden-mantled tree kangaroo is just one of dozens of species discovered in late 2005 by a team of Indonesian, Australian, and U.S. scientists on the island of New Guinea.
The animal is the rarest arboreal, jungle-dwelling kangaroo in the world, the researchers say. This was the first time the mammal was found in Indonesia, making it only the second site in the world where the species is known to exist.
Top Ten Photos of 2006 From National Geographic part 3
3. Giant Jellyfish Invade Japan (January 19): Pitting two hands against thousands of stinging tentacles, a diver attaches a tracking device to a giant Nomura's jellyfish off the coast of Japan on October 4, 2005. Since last summer, Japanese waters have been inundated with the massive sea creatures, which can grow 6.5 feet (2 meters) wide and weigh up to 450 pounds (220 kilograms).
Japanese scientists speculated that the jellyfish are drifting from China's Yangtze River Delta, where unusually heavy rains may have created a flow that is pushing the jellyfish flotilla to Japan.
2. Rare "Rainbow" Spotted Over Idaho (June 19): A circumhorizontal arc set the sky on fire thanks to an unusual combination of meteorological events. It looks like a rainbow that's been set on fire, but this phenomenon is as cold as ice. The arc isn't a rainbow in the traditional sense—it is caused by light passing through wispy, high-altitude cirrus clouds. The sight occurs only when the sun is very high in the sky (more than 58° above the horizon). What's more, the hexagonal ice crystals that make up cirrus clouds must be shaped like thick plates with their faces parallel to the ground.
This particular arc spanned several hundred square miles of sky and lasted for about an hour, according to the London Daily Mail. 
1. Python Eats Pregnant Sheep (September 15): A fresh lamb dinner might sound like a manageable meal for an 18-foot-long (5.5-meter-long) python. But maybe the hungry snake should have waited for the lamb to be born. Firefighters in the Malaysian village of Kampung Jabor were called in to remove the bloated snake (pictured) from a roadway. The reptile had swallowed an entire pregnant sheep and was too full to slither away and digest its supersize meal. 
Sometimes, though, it seems like the voracious reptiles don't think before they snack. Asian girls scared by the movie The RING
Ever wonder what might happen if samara comes out of the TV while you were watching the movie 'The ring'? It scared the hell out of me when my phone rang while I was watching the movie, but I think I would faint if I saw samara standing right next to me or coming towards me during that movie. A Tv show bring asian girls in a room to watch The ring, and watch their reaction when they get a surprise by the end of the movie.
Saturday, January 06, 2007
The funniest laugh
This guy’s comedy routine can’t compete with the guy in the middle - he’s the videographer’s dad and that’s his real laugh. Laugh is contegious (and also good for health). This is one of the funniest videos on youtube, favorited 852 times . Just check this out and I'll bet you'll laugh your a$$ out.
Moral of the story : Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.
Moral of the story : Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.
Positive proof of global warming
This is one of the funniest pic on the earth :D . The positive proof of global warming. Just check it out...
Friday, January 05, 2007
Funny firefox commercial
Ok, I'm not going to brag on behalf of the firefox team about how good the software actually is. Better check this funny commercial.. (Ok ok I shut up!)
Three little jokes
Wife: Honey, What are You Looking for in that paper ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.
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Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful am I for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
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Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.
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Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful am I for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
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Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
Cockroach!
Perhaps this is the most embarassed moment of a reporter's life. This weather reporter gets all freaked out by a cockroach. Check it out..
Very cool illusion
If your eyes follow the movement of the rotating pink dot, you will only see one color, pink. If you stare at the black + in the center, the moving dot turns to green. Now, concentrate on the black + in the center of the picture. After a short period of time, all the pink dots will slowly disappear, and you will only see a green dot rotating if you're lucky! It's amazing how our brain works. There really is no green dot, and the pink ones really don't disappear. Check it out..
Moral of the story : We don't always see what we think we see.
Moral of the story : We don't always see what we think we see.
Thursday, January 04, 2007
Funny jogging prank
Next time while jogging be careful, because there might be such funny pranks awaiting for you. Check this out
Moral of the story : Look before you leap.
Moral of the story : Look before you leap.
Wednesday, January 03, 2007
Largest Crash in NASCAR History
I know this is not entirely funny but it's truly amazing that in such a huge accident no one died nor there were any fire. In 1960 Daytona Superspeedway hosted the second Daytona 500, 68 cars entered into the race, back then there were a maximum of 68 cars in a superspeedway race. Coming out of turn four 37 cars get into a massive wreck where at least six cars get on their roofs. Check it out.
Tuesday, January 02, 2007
What happens when you take a photo at the right angle?
Here's a collection of photos that show you what happens when you're holding the camera at just the right angle, no matter what camera you have , point and shot or proffesional SLR. Check them out..
Update: Someone commented about the source /photographers of these pictures. I recieved these over forwarded mail which didn't specify about the photographer. So if anyone knows about who took these photos please post it in the comments section.
Update2: Someone pointed to this site as the source, although it's clearly stated in that site/forum that the person who posted those photos also got them from forwarded emails.
Update: Someone commented about the source /photographers of these pictures. I recieved these over forwarded mail which didn't specify about the photographer. So if anyone knows about who took these photos please post it in the comments section.
Update2: Someone pointed to this site as the source, although it's clearly stated in that site/forum that the person who posted those photos also got them from forwarded emails.
Monday, January 01, 2007
The surrogate father
The Heberts were unable to conceive children, and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Hebert kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be here soon".
Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. Good morning madam. I've come to...."
"Oh, no need to explain. Come in," Mrs. Hebert cut in.
"Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good! My specialty is babies."
That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat."
After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?"
Photographer - "Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is fun too. You can really spread out!"
Wife - "Bathtub, couch, bed, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for my husband and me."
Photographer - "Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results."
Wife - "My, my, that's a lot of...."
Photographer - "Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time. I'd love to be in and out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed with that, I'm sure."
Wife (muttering)- "Don't I know it."
The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus."
Wife - "Oh my god!"
Photographer - "And these twins turned out exceptionally well, when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with."
Wife - "She was difficult?"
Photographer - "Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep, pushing to get a good look."
Wife - "Four and five deep?" (eyes wide in amazement).
Photographer - "Yes, and for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate! Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just packed it all in."
Wife (leaning forward) - "You mean they actually chewed on your....equipment?"
Photographer - "That's right. Well, madam, if you're ready, I'll set up my tripod so that we can get to work"
Wife - "Tripod?"
Photographer - "Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big for me to hold very long. Madam? Madam?
Good Lord, she's fainted!"
Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. Good morning madam. I've come to...."
"Oh, no need to explain. Come in," Mrs. Hebert cut in.
"Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good! My specialty is babies."
That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat."
After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?"
Photographer - "Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is fun too. You can really spread out!"
Wife - "Bathtub, couch, bed, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for my husband and me."
Photographer - "Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results."
Wife - "My, my, that's a lot of...."
Photographer - "Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time. I'd love to be in and out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed with that, I'm sure."
Wife (muttering)- "Don't I know it."
The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus."
Wife - "Oh my god!"
Photographer - "And these twins turned out exceptionally well, when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with."
Wife - "She was difficult?"
Photographer - "Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep, pushing to get a good look."
Wife - "Four and five deep?" (eyes wide in amazement).
Photographer - "Yes, and for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate! Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just packed it all in."
Wife (leaning forward) - "You mean they actually chewed on your....equipment?"
Photographer - "That's right. Well, madam, if you're ready, I'll set up my tripod so that we can get to work"
Wife - "Tripod?"
Photographer - "Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big for me to hold very long. Madam? Madam?
Good Lord, she's fainted!"
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