Funny SMS for your mobile phone
Q. What kind of children do you get using a yellow condom ?
A. NONE ! you stupid !
Q. Why does a nun never wears a bra ?
A. God supports everything...
Q. When a schizophrenic threatens
to commit suicide are we talking of hostages?
Q. Why do fortune-tellers first ask your name?
Q. What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?
A. You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!!!
Q. Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman?
A. The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it!
Q. How do you know that beer contain female hormones ?
A. When you drink too much of it, you cannot say anything sensible any more, you start to nag and you are no longer able to drive a car.
Q. It has 50 teeth and it holds back or stops a terrible monster, What is it?
A. My fly
Q. When do you know you are overweight?
A. When you are sunbathing on the beach and a Greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea.
Q. Why did God create the man first and only afterwards the woman?
A. To give him the chance to enjoy heaven on earth for just a few moments.
Q. Why are men happy when they finish a puzzle in two months time
A. Because the box says : 3 to 5 years.
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A. NONE ! you stupid !
Q. Why does a nun never wears a bra ?
A. God supports everything...
Q. When a schizophrenic threatens
to commit suicide are we talking of hostages?
Q. Why do fortune-tellers first ask your name?
Q. What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?
A. You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!!!
Q. Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman?
A. The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it!
Q. How do you know that beer contain female hormones ?
A. When you drink too much of it, you cannot say anything sensible any more, you start to nag and you are no longer able to drive a car.
Q. It has 50 teeth and it holds back or stops a terrible monster, What is it?
A. My fly
Q. When do you know you are overweight?
A. When you are sunbathing on the beach and a Greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea.
Q. Why did God create the man first and only afterwards the woman?
A. To give him the chance to enjoy heaven on earth for just a few moments.
Q. Why are men happy when they finish a puzzle in two months time
A. Because the box says : 3 to 5 years.
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Labels: Funny Riddle, Mobile jokes, SMS jokes
Koutuk from Dhaka, Bangladesh. 
1 Comments:
希望大家都會非常非常幸福~
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當它在宇宙的遊歷結束之後，它自然會來到你身邊，以你曾經希望的方式回應你，許下，只是讓它發生，放下，才是讓>它實現，你的心願使你懂得不能執著的奧秘...................
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