Clothe's blanket
I have nothing to say about it. Just watch it. Freaking awesome idea..
Thursday, November 30, 2006
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
Must be a dentist
A man and woman meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go back to the woman's place.
A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes of his trousers and washes his hands again.
Watching him, the woman says, "You must be a dentist."
Surprised, the guy responds, "Yes... how did you figure that out?"
"Easy," she replies, "you keep washing your hands."
One thing leads to another and they make love. Once they're done, the woman says, "You must be a really good dentist."
The guy, now with a boosted ego, says, "Well yes, I am a good dentist. How did you figure that out?"
"Didn't feel a thing!" , replied she.
Tips : Make sure to visit your dentist twice a year, to get your full cleaning, teeth whitening , cavity-check and whatever professional dental care you may need.
A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes of his trousers and washes his hands again.
Watching him, the woman says, "You must be a dentist."
Surprised, the guy responds, "Yes... how did you figure that out?"
"Easy," she replies, "you keep washing your hands."
One thing leads to another and they make love. Once they're done, the woman says, "You must be a really good dentist."
The guy, now with a boosted ego, says, "Well yes, I am a good dentist. How did you figure that out?"
"Didn't feel a thing!" , replied she.
Tips : Make sure to visit your dentist twice a year, to get your full cleaning, teeth whitening , cavity-check and whatever professional dental care you may need.
Monday, November 27, 2006
Sexual Harassment
You can have sex with women at work without losing your job by following few simple rules. Eager to know the rules? Just see the video..
Moral of the story :
Moral of the story :
Bee up her skirt
A news reporter gets an unexpected visitor up her skirt. And the cameraman was following her as she tries to take her skirt off in private! Lucky bee!
Saturday, November 25, 2006
Purple child!
A just married Chinese couple decided to make love on their wedding night. The wife did not want to get pregnant and requested the husband to buy a condom from a shop nearby.
When the husband went out, the wife waited anxiously in bed with all the lights switched off. While the husband is out, a thief came into the room. The wife did not notice this and thought that it was her husband. She grabs the man and happily begins screwing away. Afterwards, the wife was so exhausted that she fell asleep almost
immediately.
In the mean time, the husband had a hard time looking for a shop that sold condoms and when he finally found one, he realized that he had only 20 cents on him. He asked the shop owner to sell him one condom and the shop owner asks him which does he want... "The white condom, the lowest quality, are 15 cents each. The black condom, which are of average quality, are 20 cents each. And the purple condom, highest
quality, is 25 cents each."
The husband, wanting the best condom for the money he had on him, bought the black condom. When he reached the hotel, he found his wife sleeping. Without a warning, he jumps onto his wife and started making love. The wife was surprised that the husband was so energetic as she enjoyed the session. Nine months later, the wife gave birth
to a black baby boy.
Years later, when the boy grows up, he ask the father "Pa, why am I black and you are white?" To which the father replies, "You are damn lucky already, 5 cents more and you would have been PURPLE!"
When the husband went out, the wife waited anxiously in bed with all the lights switched off. While the husband is out, a thief came into the room. The wife did not notice this and thought that it was her husband. She grabs the man and happily begins screwing away. Afterwards, the wife was so exhausted that she fell asleep almost
immediately.
In the mean time, the husband had a hard time looking for a shop that sold condoms and when he finally found one, he realized that he had only 20 cents on him. He asked the shop owner to sell him one condom and the shop owner asks him which does he want... "The white condom, the lowest quality, are 15 cents each. The black condom, which are of average quality, are 20 cents each. And the purple condom, highest
quality, is 25 cents each."
The husband, wanting the best condom for the money he had on him, bought the black condom. When he reached the hotel, he found his wife sleeping. Without a warning, he jumps onto his wife and started making love. The wife was surprised that the husband was so energetic as she enjoyed the session. Nine months later, the wife gave birth
to a black baby boy.
Years later, when the boy grows up, he ask the father "Pa, why am I black and you are white?" To which the father replies, "You are damn lucky already, 5 cents more and you would have been PURPLE!"
Wednesday, November 22, 2006
Nice parking :D
Melanie Andrews, 20, became infuriated when Julie Brown took the only free space in the centre of a street in Andover, Hampshire. She used her car to push the other vehicle backwards out of the space and into the face of oncoming traffic. CCTV footage of the incident showed Andrews moving her car in front of Mrs Brown's and shunting it out of the space. Check that footage out...
This news was reported here @ BBC. The woman has been sentenced to 100 hours of community service.
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Moral of the story :
This news was reported here @ BBC. The woman has been sentenced to 100 hours of community service.
If you've problem viewing it you can download
Moral of the story :
Saturday, November 18, 2006
Short film dealing with boobs
"and you thought your office was uncomfortable..." When a co-worker returns from her vacation in Brazil, she looks great. Was it the sun? Or was it something... more? this is a VERY HILARIOUS SHORT FILM. its worth the time to watch.
Thursday, November 16, 2006
Wednesday, November 15, 2006
Russian Roulette Vs African roulette
The ambassador of a small African nation chanced to visit Russia, and was entertained by his opposite number, the Russian ambassador. For three days, the African ambassador was wined, dined, and generally treated to the best hospitality that Russia had to offer. On the final day of his visit, the Russian ambassador said, "As your stay is coming to an end, it is time for you to play our traditional game, Russian roulette. One of the six chambers of this gun is loaded - you spin the cylinder, point the gun at your head, and pull the trigger."
This phased the African slightly, but he was a proud man of a warrior people, and to show fear would be unthinkable. Both men took their guns, spun, and pulled the triggers.
Both chambers were empty, and both ambassadors breathed a sigh of relief.
The African ambassador was much impressed with the couragous game, and thought hard about the subject before the Russian Ambassador was due to visit his country the next year.
When the visit came, the African ambassador treated the Russian with all hospitality, until the final day of his stay. Leading him to a private room in the palace, the African ambassador spoke, "Now it is time for you to sample our game, African roulette". So saying, he led the Russian into the room, the only occupants of which were six beautiful, naked women.
The African ambassador said, "These women are the most beautiful members of one of our tribes. Any one of them will give you a oral sex - take your pick".
The Russian was not entirely averse to this idea, but he couldn't see the connection with Russian Roulette. He said, "Well, ok, great, but where's the roulette part? Where's the danger?"
With a big grin on his face, the African ambassador answered:
"One of them's a cannibal."
Moral of the story : Went to rome? Act like a roman.
This phased the African slightly, but he was a proud man of a warrior people, and to show fear would be unthinkable. Both men took their guns, spun, and pulled the triggers.
Both chambers were empty, and both ambassadors breathed a sigh of relief.
The African ambassador was much impressed with the couragous game, and thought hard about the subject before the Russian Ambassador was due to visit his country the next year.
When the visit came, the African ambassador treated the Russian with all hospitality, until the final day of his stay. Leading him to a private room in the palace, the African ambassador spoke, "Now it is time for you to sample our game, African roulette". So saying, he led the Russian into the room, the only occupants of which were six beautiful, naked women.
The African ambassador said, "These women are the most beautiful members of one of our tribes. Any one of them will give you a oral sex - take your pick".
The Russian was not entirely averse to this idea, but he couldn't see the connection with Russian Roulette. He said, "Well, ok, great, but where's the roulette part? Where's the danger?"
With a big grin on his face, the African ambassador answered:
"One of them's a cannibal."
Moral of the story : Went to rome? Act like a roman.
Monday, November 13, 2006
Stupid but entertaining...
What would you do if your son crashes your 50 grand car minutes after its bought? Some kid's dad just got a brand new 2007 Mustang "Eleanor"....of course his son who is 14 is way too excited and with the car in the driveway for 5 minutes asks for the keys, gets in, and proceeds to plow it through the garage wall. Watch everyone's reaction.
Saturday, November 11, 2006
Salary
One day an employee sends a letter to his boss to increase his salary!!!
Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.
Your$ $incerely,
Norman$oh
The next day, the employee received this letter of reply :
Dear NOrman,
I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet. NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists areNOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.
I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.
Yours truly,
Manager
Moral of the story : Tit for tat
Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.
Your$ $incerely,
Norman$oh
The next day, the employee received this letter of reply :
Dear NOrman,
I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet. NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists areNOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.
I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.
Yours truly,
Manager
Moral of the story : Tit for tat
Monday, November 06, 2006
Sunday, November 05, 2006
Always speak the truth
A lady tells her husband to go to the store to buy some coke. He walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her. They have a couple of beers and one thing lead to another and they end up in her apartment. After they've had their FUN, he realizes its 3AM and says, "Oh no, its so late, my wife's going to kill me". "Have you got any talcum powder?" She gives him some talcum
powder, which he proceeds to rub on his hands and then he goes home.
His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty angry. "Where the hell have you been?" "Well, honey, it's like this. I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great looking girl there and we had a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in bed with her." "Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!" She sees his hands are covered
with powder and says..."You Damn liar!!! You were playing billiards again!!!"
Moral of the story : Always speak the truth, even in front of your wife
powder, which he proceeds to rub on his hands and then he goes home.
His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty angry. "Where the hell have you been?" "Well, honey, it's like this. I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great looking girl there and we had a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in bed with her." "Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!" She sees his hands are covered
with powder and says..."You Damn liar!!! You were playing billiards again!!!"
Moral of the story : Always speak the truth, even in front of your wife
Friday, November 03, 2006
Rowan Atkinson as the Devil
A hilarious sketch from the master of comedy, where he plays the Devil welcoming people to hell. He's Mr. Bean, if you don't recognise his name! Check it out...
Wednesday, November 01, 2006
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